Hello, I'm Conservative Bob. Bob is a very generic name for generic Southerners because all Southerners are hickish Conservatives. We all drink beer all day and wear stupid caps.
Hello, I'm Liberal Damien. My name is Damien because that's what all the cool kids like and cool kids hate Bush. You'll note my standard-issue emo attire all in black-and-white.
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This was just the introductory comic. We don't really have anything for you right now.
