Now that my house of candy and wishes is complete, I will lure children in and eat them!
Who are you?!
I'm from Corporate, Inc. We've acquired the licensing to your house of candy and wishes, but your allotted budget is too small for this. Some things must go.
But...!
That's better. Also, any and all children prepared in or around this property must sign waivers and conform to Health Codes. Also, a 27% share of profits must be sent to HQ quarterly.