K-RYST! Not another sobbing mamma's boy. How do they find me?
I... I don't know what I'll do without someone to talk...
Shut up and listen. I got a soft spot for stupid boners like you. I'll give you my sad-sap special. You buy me lunch and give me $20 and I'll tell you what you need to know to get by for a while.
*sniff* Thanks!
I know. I know. I'm a fuckin' angel. By the way, you lay a finger on me and the price doubles.
