Can't you just smell the fat hitting the sidewalk?

Author: Spankling

Date: July 26, 2003

by Spankling
7-26-03
sizzle... sizzle...
Sweating like a pig is getting to be a hobby!
That's why the fat cats in DC named August "Sizzling American Month!"
sizzle... sizzle...
Marketing Obesity can't be the most important thing on the books!
Standing in the sun, you just burned off 176 calaries!
sizzle... sizzle...
Then eating this burger can't possibly do any harm!
Note to self: Buy more McMadcow stock.