Actually, foxy lady, I am a rare breed of roach. My entrails contain a chemical that provides humans with a safe, but pleasurable euphoria. In short, I can get you off.
*crunch*_Hey..._you're_tasty..._*crunch*_and_robust! Fast acting too. Any more like you at home? You would be a big hit at the rave... Oh. I should've asked that before I started eating. Shit!
Bitch! You gonna die from that and I'll just grow me a new ass! Ha ha ha ha ha!
