An hour ago you smelled of farts and had the charm of a mangy dog's crusty butt.
Do you have something against dogs? I suppose to you animal cruelty is okay! How do you justify such a stance? Is there something about you that makes you any better than the dogs of this world?
But after 6 stiff drinks, and the absence of all other men, women and livestock you are looking better.
So you finally admit you abuse animals! I suppose you think America should be grateful to you for this? How can you be so down on my hero W when you go around stuffing your fist up the asses of dogs!
