SS Wirthling II

Author: Spankling

Date: December 28, 2004

by Spankling
12-28-04
Spankling! I’ve encountered intelligent life! And they appear hostile!
Spankling! Respond!
I sense arousal from you, sir.
Did you use your empathic powers councilor or did you guess after fondling my groin?
Spankling! For the love of GOD! We’re being splattered!
Perhaps you should answer the captain sir. I sense distress…
He’ll get over it. Can you guess what I’m thinking now?