Captain Sicko! My sensors indicate horny life on this planet and they are rich in fuel and other valuable resources.
Excellent! Beam down and make contact. Take Ensign Peguin with you.
Engage! * triiiiiiriiiiiiiiiii *
To be Continued...
Earth male, my readings indicate that you are high in testosterone. I will give you access to my bio-matter if you will tell me where I can acquire fuel.
No shit? There's a 76 Station on the corner. Let's hit the bathroom there and you can butt snorkle on me!
