A Missunderstanding

Author: Spankling

Date: July 31, 2001

by Spankling
7-31-01
Dave? What in blazes happened to you!
Well, my wife said she wanted something long tubular and active for our honeymoon.
And so?
And so I got her a 12 foot long boa constrictor.
And that would be it's tale sticking out of your...
Yep. She shoved it up so hard she crammed my own body up there with it. Could you give it a tug for me?