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| Dave? What in blazes happened to you! | |
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| Well, my wife said she wanted something long tubular and active for our honeymoon. | |
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| And so I got her a 12 foot long boa constrictor. | |
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| And that would be it's tale sticking out of your... | |
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| Yep. She shoved it up so hard she crammed my own body up there with it. Could you give it a tug for me? | |
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