The green dragon and the gray master faced each other on the bridge of the ship; both frozen in terror! Their worlds hung in the balance! Who would make the first move?
Finally the dragon attacked! His great bulk sent the ship tipping out of orbit! They collided with the second moon and upset the balance of that entire spiral galaxy! Everything perished.
The end.
Do you expect me to go offline after that story? Tell me the one about the Mainframe that cried backup and restore!
