Captain Uterus pays a call on Lara7 to get to the bottom of her travels and what happened to laras 1-6.
Yes?
In San Francisco it is now illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. AND (believe it or not ) giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited._Care_to_explain?
That's all behind me now! I've moved on!!
To Louisiana, where it is now illegal to shoot bank tellers with water guns. OR to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. OR for a woman to drive a car unless her husband waves a flag in front of it.
HEY! That car was a functional piece of ART!
And here I find you in Columbus, Ohio, where merchants may no longer sell Cornflakes on Sunday. What were you thinking, Lara7… or will this conversation cause you to invent Lara8?
