Weenie Beenie

Author: Spark_Of_Life

Date: January 6, 2016

by Spark_Of_Life
1-06-16
We need to spice things up.
Don't worry, I have the perfect idea. I heard it on Urban Dictionary.
Urban Dictionary...? Isn't that website full of phrases that no one actually uses that everyone writes down because they want attention?
No. Listen, I'm talking about the Weenie Beenie. It's were you pour pork and beans down your vag, we have sex, and then you lick the stuff off my dick.
That sounds unsanitary.
In this case, the word "pork" is figurative AND literal.