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Oh look, it's Mister Model man! I heard you retired a millionare! What are you going to do with you rmillions of dollars I always dreamed I would have.

I made this.

What is this? The "TAS Butt Lube"?

Yep, I used the money to make a fanastic lube to put on objects so they easily and painlessly slide up your ass.

Wow, you were thining about me! Thanks Ace! Umm, I think...

Let's test it out on a ferret. Two, actually.