SpideyChris  

By my mother's beard... Those Orcs killed our donkey. We have to carry those gold sacks ourselves.

Fantastic. I'll start skinning, and then we'll eat that ass.

...what? No! That was a good animal, I'm not going to let you eat it!

Screw that! I hated that thing, and now it's supper. That'll serve it right for stepping on my face while I slept every fucking night.

Not a chance in hell, you hateful little man.

I wonder if Rent-a-Orc will give a frequent customer discount...