SpideyChris  

Hi. I'm a sensitive, intelligent man who'll honestly care about your feelings and want to make you happy.

That's so sweet! I'll cry on your shoulder about all the assholes I'm infatuated with.

What the hell am I doing wrong...? Maybe I should try what everyone else is doing.

I'm your fucking king. Fuck you, whore. Fuck me?

Leave me alone.