In the news today, the Doomsday Clock, is set at 10 minutes to midnight...
As you know, the Doomsday Clock was started by scientists to describe how close we are to the possibility of a nuclear war. It hasn't been this bad since 1981.
We here at Channel 4 News suggest that you kiss your ass goodbye. Now do me on the news desk Brad! Now you bastard, and make it hurt!
