In local news, Splunge cancelled his World of Warcraft account today.
He explained," Well it was getting really boring. I've been playing since beta and I just couldn't take the grind anymore. But I am kind of sad about it."
Other players of the game were quite sympathetic, saying,"Can I have your stuff? Fucking L4M3r. And, OMFG!!!111!!!2 LOLZOR WTF NOOB."