Attempted Funnies #1

Author: StanleyPotsmoker

Date: September 14, 2009

Greenwich Village, 1965
Like, cool, Man. Spare change?
Sorry, young man. I got a fish! Ya wanna fish?
No, Daddy-O, I don't dig me no seafood. Like, I require java, Jackson.
Whatsa matta? Too good for you?
I'm solid gone like the wind, Jackson!
Shooby-doo wha, proto-hippy! Don't come running to me when sushi gets popular.