SteveOregano  

Today is mail bag day. Let's take a look: Tommy Valance of Anytown, Utah writes "Deer Steve Oregno, is London Arbukel reel? Sincerly, Tomi Valanc"

I am the bird.

That's a good question. London Arbuckkle is not real, per se. He's more of an everyman, a Johnny Mainstream if you will. His quirks are our own. My hope is that we can all see ourselves in him.

I can certainly see myself in London Arbuckkle.

The name "London Arbuckkle" comes from a bar I once went to in the Pacific Northwest. It was the name of a drink there, sort of a tangy vodka/Ocean Spray CranRaspberry concoction.

Steve Oregano is a flamingly gay alcoholic. Somebody call social services.