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| ...so she told me, "Cheese is cheese, just take it! Do you want to starve to death? You need your strength to provide for your family! You have a wife and three little babies at home who need this!" | |
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| ...so I told her, "Listen, honey, I have standards! No American cheese for this family! That crap is nothing but empty calories! Trust me, I'll find something nourishing, just get out of my way!" | |
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| ...and she said, "Suit yourself!", and I said, "You betcha, Betty, I've got it down! I didn't live three years to hear your gums flap about what's best for me and mine! You'd best be watching..." | |
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| Kinda makes you wonder where the hell "quiet as a mouse" came from. | |
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