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Hey, dude, still playing? I'm amazed.

Yup, 'course.

I heard you lost all your hard earned characters due to a wipe. Didn't know Blizzard would do THAT just to combat cheats.

S'alright. Turns out it helped me break my addiction, so it wasn't a total loss.

It helped you break your addiction? Then why are you still playing?

Dude, I ONLY started THREE new characters this afternoon! Give me a break!