WARNING - KILLER VIRUS ABOUT TO DESTROY ALL PCs IN THE WORLD
Oh no! What will I do?
Information - an emergency patch from Microsoft has been sent to all PCs in the world currently connected to the internet.
Thank god I am a geek who stayed online until 1:39am! But what about everyone else in Britain, who didn't get the patch and now their PCs don't work? Am I the only surviving Brit with a PC?