The Adventures of The Mystic Elf: Date (Pt.6)

Author: Syklonik

Date: April 12, 2005

by Syklonik
4-12-05
Well, about me... I used to be a human before I was killed by a Kangaroo wielding an automatic weapon. I came back to life as a smoldering pile of ash. My dad is a scientist and returned me to normal.
But you're not human now. What happened?
I was exposed to light and my body was warped. My dad saved me but I was doomed to be a half-elf. He had to do an elven blood transfusion you see.
How interesting. Go on about yourself. You're getting me all frisky! *Purrrr! MEOW!*
I have blue skin now. I'm thinking about becoming a Magician/Knight. That's the popular job among elves... I'm running out of things here... I haven't changed clothes since becoming an elf--
Oooh! You're a dirty boy! Dirty boy, dirty boy, dirty, dirty dirty!!! *MEOW!!!*