Ok, here is the deal. I am Gabe. Got it? Good. I am a Punk. And since my birth, I have been plagued with a strange and unusual life. Take this next example.
You are wondering about all these confederate sightings aren't you?
I was sent to a sanitarium when I was younger because of my clairoyeurance. This is the near future.
Die mutant
Look at you. You are a talking squirrel wielding an axe.