All comics by Synesthesia

 

by Synesthesia
1-02-03
When you are random
AH HA! YOU LOST THE WAR, GIVE IT UP!
Screw you, I'm a rebel to the end! THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!
You come up with comics
What the hell is he doing?
How the hell should i know?
like this. Parents, don't let your kids be random!
Bleck. This comic sucks ass.
It doesn't even make any sense.

 

by Synesthesia
1-02-03
As if the last one wasn't utterly fecal enough
Oho. A fuzzy Football. HEY GUYS, LET'S ALL PLAY KICK THE SQUIRREL.
Oh. Shit.
You get a sequel!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Uh oh.
Don't let your kids grow up to be random 2. It just gets worse by the second.
Dammit. He turned me into a wussy pink donkey.
Aha! Serves you right, asshole!

 

by Synesthesia
1-02-03
Life... Sucks.
Damn right it does.
Life really really really sucks.
Come on people now! Smile on your broooooooother!
ACK! I just can't taaaaaaaake it anymore!
You think yer life sucks? Try carrying the flag of the losing side all day long!

 

by Synesthesia
1-02-03
I am going to take my arm and beat you with it!
Ooo, pain! Bring it on, baby! Yes! Hurt me!
Well if you insist. Take that! And that! And some of this. And a little more of this! And some more! Take it bitch!
Oh! Yes! Yes! More!
You disgust me.
Hey! Come back! Give me some more pain! Pound me with that arm!

 

by Synesthesia
1-02-03
See what happens when your kids are random?
Excuse me...?
Oh no! It's Courtney Love! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
????
She's gonna smoke me!!!!!!! NOO!
THAT'S IT!!!!!
AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

 

by Synesthesia
1-02-03
Coming soon! The Hit song Your Ass is So nice!
Your ass is so niiiiiiice!
I want to look at it and rub it and touch it and feel it and watch it and grab it.
Be the first one on your block to jam to such a hit.
And stroke it and feel it and touch it and grope it and watch it move from the left to the right.
I want to goose it and grab it and squeeze it and look at it.
Everyone will be singing it? Will you?
Your ass is so niiiiiiiice.
I want to watch it and look at it and rub it and stroke it and grab it and touch it and feel it and look at it.

 

by Synesthesia
1-06-03
How many times must I tell you?
Dude! You look awful! Where's your body?
Aw, man, it was great! Remember in that Screaming Knives video? The one where Drexel 9 jumped into that giant Juicer?
Rock Stars don't make good role models.
Oh, no... Don't tell me. Do not tell me...
Ah, man, I did it. I actually did it!
Dude, you are so stupid!
I built this 80 foot juicer and jumped right in. It's a wonder i'm still alive. I can't feel my legs or my arms or anything, but it's great! Oh, wow, I feel so powerful and free without a body!

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