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| I would like to make a retraction of my previous statements implying I masturbate on the reserved day of the birth of Jesus.This is misleading and I apologize for saying something that is just untrue. | |
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| In fact, the only times of the year I don't pound my dumb faggoty nuts is on Christmas, Easter, and by extension the whole weekend leading up to Easter (Good Friday and what have you). Here is why: | |
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| Hey, I'm back! What have you been up to since I've been,uh, away? | |
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| Well, uh. Er. Hoo. Awkward. | |
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