I do the same as Bob, as THESANDWICH is too lazy to think up a good early battle thingy.
I kill you too.
Isn't this cheating? You can't just kill us right off the bat!
Yes I can. This battle's rigged, genius. I win because it's the beginning of the game. And I can do anything I want, idiot. And you're not really dead. I just knocked you out anyway. Quit whining.