All comics by T_Hub

 

by T_Hub
1-14-04
Ok, plaid-boy, I'm busting you outta here.
But...you're a kangaroo. And, I'm a man. Wouldn't that look suspicious?!
Hey, wait a second...You're not a man! Show yourself!
Dang! You found me out. I'm really a perv rodent. Please, let me stay here....and don't tell the warden.
Either that's one ugly bunny, or the most beautiful buffalo I've ever seen!

 

by T_Hub
1-14-04
Arghhh!!!! It's half a cow.
Well...you have to look at the bright side of things.
And, what would that be.
At least it's my better half.
Well, I guess that depends on your perspective. I've always enjoyed rump roast the best.

 

by T_Hub
1-14-04
Well...we all know that his daddy and his boys just helped him steal the election because Cheney wanted Haliburton to steal all the contracts and ruin the environment and...
Oh no...
..of course, we all know he can't speak properly and Martin Sheen would make a much better president and Rush Limbaugh is the greatest threat to freedom and Bush hates women and African Americans.
...say it ain't so!
I just want you to learn the truth son.
It's the truth...My father is an idiot.

 

by T_Hub
1-14-04
Hi, I'm Brad Pitt. Yes...that Brad Pitt. And, I want to tell you about some exciting new products from BradCo.
Brad Who? I know a feller name of Brad...works down at the gas station. Heavy-set fellow. With beady eyes. I don't reckon that'd be you, huh, feller?
Sigh. No, not him. Blast...I'm just no good at the salesmen business. No one recognizes me and I couldn't sell toilet paper at a diarrhea convention. I guess I'll have to tell Jen I'm a failure.
Whoa there, feller! I'm sorry I don't know you, but that's no reason to be so down in the dust. Maybe the saddle sores have affected my vision...Son, why don't you give it one more try?
Ok strange cowboy ...I WILL!!! Hi, I'm Brad Pitt. Yes...that Brad Pitt. Would you like to pull my finger?
Shee-oot! That's some good sellin' there boy. You had me at finger!

 

by T_Hub
1-14-04
Hi, I'm movie start Brad Pitt. I'd like to tell you about...
Yo, B-Man. What the shinizzle is happening?!
Snoop...is that you?
What in the world?!?!
Sorry to scare you there, Brad. It's me, Al Roker. It was just a disguise I use to catch the honeys when I need a little loving.

 

by T_Hub
1-14-04
Hi! I'm Brad Pitt. Would you like to buy some encyclopedias? Uh, excuse me officer.
Hey, bub! You can't be pan-handling around these parts. Don't you know that?! But, hey, while I got you here, you mind if I ask for a favor?
Say no more, officer of the law. I see by the pad and pen that you'd like an autograph. I'd be happy to oblige.
Autograph?! Sheesh! Who do you think you are, Ru-Paul or something. No, buddy, I was wondering if you could pick my nose.
Sigh. Well, he is an officer of the peace...
Thanks bucko! I owe you one!

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
Brad has a day off...
Hola, strange cowboy!
Howdy, Tad! You ready to try to sell me something again today. Hit me with yer best shot!
No indeed, pardner. It's my day off and I thought I'd try to wrestle up some fun. What's there to do in this town?
Well, Tad, if'n you're a crazy man...the Sheriff needs a posse to round up the infamous Blue Taffeta Boys.
To be continued...
Count me in, cowboy! What do I have to do?
Go into town and look for a woman named Mayella. And, son, cover up that navel of yours...Mayella's been known to go crazy 'round belly buttons.

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
..Brad's looking for someone important
Hi there, are you Mayella?
No, sir, I'm a plus-size model named Monique. Do you like my sweater?
I think you're sweater's pretty ghastly. But, I hope you don't mind me saying that you have an attractive bosom and child-bearing hips.
Thank you. It's too bad that I'm a man, or I could really use those assets.
..He still hasn't found her...
EGADS! This is a weird town!
Tootles...and good luck finding your lady.

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
...Is it her?
My goodness...that is the most brathtaking woman I've ever seen!
Hey Foxy mama! You wouldn't happen to named Mayella, would you?
Why yes, that is my name? What can I do for you?
I'm speechless! She's a goddess! Quick, the shirt!
I'm going to knock that Cowboy upside the head for pulling the navel prank on me again.

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
Brad's met his dream girl...
Dear, sweet, Miss Mayella...The Cowboy told me you'd know where to send me. I'm looking to join the posse and go after the gang.
Well, I know someone crazy would come along. Just follow me down the end of the street and I'll point you in the right direction.
I would follow you to the ends of the earth, my Nubian Queen.
Well, here it is. Go down that alley with the pink lights. We must now part.
My princess...I hate to leave you. But, for the sake of my marriage to Jen, I must let this love grow no more. I will let it die and wither like a rose without water.
What a putz!

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
You must be the sheriff. I'm here to go after the Blue Taffetta Boys. What do I do?
Yes, I am the sheriff. But, I'm afraid you've made a big mistake, son. I'm going to have to arrest you!
In a puff of smoke, the cop vanishes...
For what? What did I do?.....Hey! What's happening?? What's going on?!?
...and reveals his true identity!
Mayella....why did I ever leave you?!?!
I'm going to arrest you for being so sexy! You're coming back to my hideout with me. That's right...I'm Clive, the head of the Blue Taffeta Boys. And, you're now my prisoner!

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
Brad's in trouble!
Clive, you're making a big mistake! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
Wrong-o, sexy! I like you ESPECIALLY when you're angry.
You're in for a world of pain, bucko.
Hit me with your best shot navel boy!
Brad reveals his super powers...
I warned you!
Uh-oh

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
..Brad has revealed his super-powers!
Clive, you messed with the wrong movie star today!
You've turned into a fish! HAHA...I just so happen to love Sushi!
A fish! Crap! Lemme try that again. That wasn't what I had planned!
Try your worst!
To be continued...
I will get you this time!

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
Give up Clive! I've got you now
HAHA! Well, at least you're a mammal this time, Dolphin-boy!
A Dolphin! Crap! What gives???
The games are over now! I will ensnare you in my net of pain...much like a wayward dolphin who's too friendly with tuna!
I'm quite scared...but that was an excellent simile.
Thanks! Mrs. Newberry taught me well in the 3rd grade.

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
An unexpected connection...
Mrs. Newberry of Shady Lane Elementary??!!
One in the same!
Dangit all - we went to the same school. Why on earth are we fighting like this?!
I don't know...I think my piercings may be a bit too tight. It does make me feel naughty.
..The stakes are raised!
Can't we just be friends and forget it all.
If you give me 1 billion dollars I'll forget it all and let you live!

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
Brad has one more trick up his sleeve.
1 Billion dollars! Take this!
Argghhh!
Victory! Even a perverted freak fears a tree-dwelling rodent wearing a diaper. Justice - thy name is Brad.

 

by T_Hub
1-15-04
Brad returns to his normal form.
Well, strange urban cowboy, I met a beautiful Nubian princess, found out the sherriff was really evil, turned into two marine animals, and scared away an old schoolmate.
Hi there pardner. How'd it go?
What do you think about that, cowboy?
Son, I really don't care how you're day went. I was just making conversation. You stupid city folk think that we country folk really care about your piddly lives. She-oot. Now where's that darn horse!

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