Oh Lord I have caught these heathens stealing from the church what should I do?
Hmmmm thats a toughy
Should I punish them my Lord or forgive them?
Hang a tick I got it, You ever seen WWF wrestling?
Uhh no my Lord I haven't they don't show it on the christian channel
Bah to Christian TV. Now wrestling I invented that. Who else could think up the idea of two men in tights pretending to beat each other up and make it successful??