Utterly useless products made by really messed up kids

Author: TennaD

Date: August 2, 2002

by TennaD
8-02-02
Annie heads back to work, The Manfa Corp.
Hey, Angel, how's our latest product coming along?
Not too well. The midgets are having a hard time staying on the pogo stick once we light them on fire.
Always innovative, Annie has an idea.
Well, let's nail their hands and feet to the pogo stick
Good plan.
The creators SWEAR they have nothing against midgets. Please don't sue us.
Well, that's what I'm getting paid for. Now, what about the Bishonen-On-A-Stick line?
Well we tried jamming the sticks where you suggested, but they don't seem to appreciate it as much as we'd hoped.