Thats_Pathetic

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"Nonsense, You Crazy Bastard!" is my other, less sophisticated creation, but this one, entitled "That's Pathetic!" is, I believe, the epitome of genius. ...Or something like that. Maybe it's crap, I dunno.

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Of Bears and Bondage

by Thats_Pathetic
7-20-03


	I asked Dad for some money claiming I had a date, and he sent me to my room.


	You had a date?


	No. I actually just wanted to buy that new Warcraft expansion pack.


	The one with that drunken panda hero?


	Yeah. I just wanted to pretend I lost the match because my barracks were accidentally tainted with Pandaren alcohol.


	Right. Well, as long as you're grounded, care for some complimentary S&M porn?

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