TheBearButt  

look, all i'm saying is that mario saved the princess' ass time after time, and she never game him a little love in return

i suppose you're right...

i mean, he fell in lava, ate mushrooms, and took about every kind of sharp spike imaginable in the ass

that would explain the limp

and what about luigi? mario saved his ass, but luigi never even gave mario a little porn or drugs in return

good point, but don't even get me started on sonic and his bitch, tails