Hello viewers, im here representing the catholic priests, we know its fun to make jokes about us molesting little boys and whatnot, but we're getting sick of it
did you ever stop to consider that MAYBE some of the boys were willing, and that MAYBE some of us priests weren't aware that it was a crime to make love to sexy willing young lads?
its practically a crime for us NOT to! look at the little boys these days, who wouldn't want to violate Elian Gonzales?