Look, Mr. Lipton. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing here. I make performance art films of dogs pissing on flowers and have never been taken seriously. No one has ever even seen my films!
Let us discuss the entire Dioxide ouvre, beginning with your latest work entitled "Oops-A-Daisy Wet It Again". Tell us, what was your inspiration for this magnificent portrail of man vs. nature.
