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When the Bough Breaks, Part 3: My Kingdom For A Hose!
by
TheBlairZip
2-05-02
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
Hey, Bongo. It's okay. I can help.
YIKES! Who's there? And where'd my stool go?
It's Mr. Stinkybutt! I feel your pain. My old company went up against Congress a few years ago. You've gotta quit running!
So I should turn myself in and tell them what I know?
And then assume a secret identity and hide out in the porn industry. Gettin' laid and gettin' paid, but they still won't use me for anal shots...
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TheBlairZip's Comics
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09/07/07 - Life in an Elementary School, Pt. 2
11/10/06 - OPC 23 - Tribute to Kaufman, Pt. 3
11/10/06 - OPC 23 - Tribute to Kaufman, Pt. 2
11/10/06 - OPC 23 - Tribute to Kaufman
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01/16/03 - Hussein on the Membrane
01/14/03 - Hume In Nature
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10/08/02 - Contest? 1...4...6! The intelligent one is still stupid.
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09/27/02 - CC143: A Tribute to sub_m7/clone77/etc., BonJovi-style
09/24/02 - CC143: ...to the tune of "Yesterday", part 2.
09/24/02 - CC143: ...to the tune of "Yesterday", part 1.
09/20/02 - Life in the House, Part 10
08/29/02 - Why Not? Fuck it....
08/23/02 - That's Why They Call Me Mr. Fahrenheit..., Part 2
08/23/02 - CC139: That's Why They Call Me Mr. Fahrenheit...
08/21/02 - The Serial Killer Serials
08/21/02 - A Sorry Excuse For Nothing
07/27/02 - CCIX #15 - Wirthling Fucking Sucks, Indeed!
07/12/02 - Jason X in 1 panel
07/11/02 - The Road to Perdition in 3 panels.
07/11/02 - The Massacre Begins...
07/06/02 - CCIX #10: Life Sucked Then, As Well...
07/05/02 - Motel Sicks: Please leave the lights OFF!
07/03/02 - At The Watercooler...
06/27/02 - Life in the House, Part 9
06/24/02 - Life in the House, Part 8
06/24/02 - Grave Tidings
06/14/02 - CC124: Hoars on First?
06/14/02 - CC124: The Chase Ends...
06/14/02 - CC124: The Chase Sidetracks...
06/14/02 - CC124: The Chase Deflates...
06/14/02 - CC124: The Chase Thickens...
06/14/02 - CC124: The Chase Begins...
06/14/02 - CC124: A Different Kind of Search Begins...
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06/14/02 - CC124: The Search Elsewhere...
06/14/02 - CC124: The Search Lingers...
06/14/02 - CC124: The Search Begins...
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06/13/02 - You got the Peaches, I got the Machine Gun
06/13/02 - Kill Me Now
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06/07/02 - Bells Will Be Ringing...
05/31/02 - It's ME!
05/31/02 - The Key To Comedy
05/07/02 - Another Day Without Therapy
04/26/02 - Sins of the Father
04/24/02 - TTCC - An interview with the cowboy
04/12/02 - Does it ever stop?
04/10/02 - TTCC - Boredom is Actually the Mother of Invention...
04/05/02 - TTCC - ...but Obeying, nonetheless...
04/03/02 - A Gay Romp with Cleetus and Wanda Mae
04/02/02 - Dependence Day!
03/28/02 - Juxtaposition Alley: When Artsy Film Directors Attack
03/28/02 - CC110: It Never Fails...
03/27/02 - Blade II in III panels
03/26/02 - CC109: Last Words of a WWF Commentator
03/25/02 - Famous Last Words of a Redneck
03/23/02 - Agony
03/23/02 - Member - Tobor Fan Club
03/23/02 - Highlandin' 2: Electirc Boogaloo!
03/23/02 - Highlander! The Musical
03/23/02 - Highlander! The Musical
03/23/02 - Highlandin' 2: Electric Boogaloo!
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03/22/02 - No Rhyme Or Reason
03/22/02 - Take a Hike!
03/15/02 - No Opportunity Necessary, No Experience Required
03/14/02 - Arriving UFO
03/13/02 - TheBlairZip Theatrical Company (Ltd.) presents...
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03/11/02 - CC105 - A Life Remembered
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03/04/02 - Lounge Muzak in Hell
03/01/02 - CC8.2 - Disorder in the Court!
02/26/02 - Pulp Quasi-Fiction, Part 4
02/26/02 - Pulp Quasi-Fiction, Part 3
02/26/02 - Pulp Quasi-Fiction, Part 2
02/26/02 - Pulp Quasi-Fiction, Part 1
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02/26/02 - WHAT THE FLUCK???
02/22/02 - Jason Pickens is a flaming cock-sucking homosexual fag.
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02/18/02 - Too bored to be creative
02/18/02 - Moonbase Physics
02/18/02 - Life at the House, Part 7
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02/14/02 - Another Day in Hell
02/14/02 - Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within 3 Frames!
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02/14/02 - Holiday for One
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02/08/02 - CC8-R1: Don't Fear The Reaper...The Crim Reaper
02/07/02 - TheBlairZip Sucks Goat Balls Hardcore-style
02/07/02 - A Low Point
02/06/02 - I Think These are Mandatory, or Something...
02/06/02 - Wednesday Afternoon, A Reckoning of Tiredness
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02/05/02 - At the Bongo...Bongo Cabana: Part 2
02/05/02 - At the Bongo...Bongo Cabana: Part 1
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02/05/02 - The Further Adventures of Bongo, Part 2
02/05/02 - The Further Adventures of Bongo, Part 1
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01/18/02 - Saturday Night's Alright For A Fight, Part 3
01/18/02 - Saturday Night's Alright For A Fight, Part 2
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12/19/01 - Holidays are Here Again, Part 5 - The End
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12/19/01 - Holidays are Here Again, Part 3 - The Denouement
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08/18/01 - Day in the Life...
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