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I know where Jes's shoes went... but I'm not telling... OK, they're at the pawn shop...

You can't polish a turd, but i know someone who can...

by TheBurnsUnit
3-29-10

Another Monday morning, and a newly qualified diamond polisher reports for his new post...


	HEEEEYY, theres our new diamond polisher!!


	Yes sir! Can't wait to get started!


	Yeah, about the diamonds... I seem to remember you mentioned your adaptability?


	Well, yes. I suppose my polishing skills COULD be adapted to other materials...although diamonds really are my speciality...


	GREAT! How do you feel about ape faeces?