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Ha, I just got a +2 sword from the Tomb of Horrors!

You just did that? You are slower than I thought

What do you mean by that Mr. "How do I use my new cloak of Invisiblity"

I WAS HAVING A HARD DAY, MY MOM WAS YELLING AT ME THAT MORNING!!! How's your mom doing anyway Mr. "I'm 45 in my parents basement?"

She's doing fine! How's that losing your virginity before you turn 40 going for ya??

YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN"T SAY ANYTHING!!! I'm outta here