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Chris Martin, lead singer and "creative" force of Coldplay and self-titled sexiest vegitarian, sets up a meeting with his manager, (who they hired because he spoke Latin)
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| Listen, Manager of Coldplay, I need tips to be the biggest band in the world | |
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| Well, son. I won't lie to you. You're losing the Geration X-ers | |
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| But how to get them back? I shall write a song and it'll be the newest hit of the '90s! | |
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| Lyric One: I'm Chris Martini, and I couldn't get a date in high school, so I had sex with a radiator. | |
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