TheElPaso  

So if we're going to run for president, we need to adopt a platform. You know, decide what we believe as far as major issues go.

I think we oughta nuke the whole Middle East and get it over with.

I like what I hear! Please continue.

Then we can force an abortion on everyone, ban everything the Christians like, and we'll also conquer Canada.

And we should fix that economy thing while we're at it.