TheElPaso  

You bad bad robot. How could you let this happen?

Tobor never thought it was possible for a robot to get genital warts, but that's what Tobor gets for cornholing Richard Simmons.

Here's all our money. Go get some condoms, this is important. Hurry. And don't bother haggling, just buy them at whatever they cost.

Right, my man. I'm sure Tobor will understand.

And so, it seems Bill Clinton has had a lasting effect on teenagers. In another story, latex supplies in America are short.

This supply and demand crap is making me sell at five mil each.