Jazz Cafe, Newcastle: Entry Requirements

Author: TheGovernor

Date: February 22, 2004

by TheGovernor
2-22-04
I don’t care if you are a peace loving Buddhist, with an honorary degree in Nice from the University of Happy People, you're not coming in, we don’t know you and you may cause Trouble...
And I don’t care if you've won the Nobel Peace Prize three years in a row, or that you were voted "most likeable easy to get along with person 2003" We cant allow just anyone off the street in here
Why didnt you say you were a Student in the first place? Go right in!