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Infinite Monkey Theorem

by TheGovernor
1-30-08


	Ok, so if a thousand monkey's typed at a thousand typewriters for a thousand years, they would produce Hamlet eventually. How many do you think it would take to write Rambo Four?


	Probably about two


	...So then in act three John Rambo enters the Forest with an atomic bomb strapped to his back and the presidents daughter under one arm and a FIM 92 Surface to air missile in his left hand.


	Ok, but can we put the battle with the Militant Buddha Ninjas with the laser swords in Scene Seven?


	But thats still one more than Bush uses to write the State of the Union.

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themushroom says:

Nooo, he has the smart spinmaster gorillas write that speech. His average speeches on aircraft carriers, those are the quickies.
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