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| Hi, kids! I'm here to tell you the truth about cigarettes! | |
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| The TV said smoking gives you cancer! | |
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| Well, that's a damn dirty lie! Smoking cures cancer! And makes you more appealing to the opposite sex! And makes your beath smell like posies! | |
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| But my mom says smoking killed daddy! | |
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And the moral of the story is: I'm running out of ideas.
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| Your mom's a damn liberal cunt! Your daddy left you because you were an accident! Smoking is the cool thing to do and if anyone says otherwise tell your teacher he's a terrorist! | |
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| Thanks, Mr. Stinky Butt, for opening my eyes to the truth! Not only about the broken home I sprung from, but cigarettes too! | |
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