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| Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene. | |
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| I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started? | |
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| Phil, it was horrible! The FDA finally released the first male birth control pill. The city is in ruins while men everywhere are having sex constantly without break. Many have died from starvation | |
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| Did you hear that Sandy!? Phil's gonna pull an all nighter tonight for the rest of our lives... muahahaha! | |
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