It is 400 years in the future.
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| Good day to you sir, simply delightful to make your acquaintance. | |
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| Yes, isn't it? And the day is but so young and full of possibilities for us to explore share, if you so wish. | |
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SMS shorthand has become a dated mode of speech
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| Indeed, how fortuitous for us both. How could I refuse a delightful offer such as this? | |
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| Marvelous, then so be it! Let us depart this faceless monotony and proceed at once to the park to enjoy the sweet caress of the Spring air upon our cheeks. | |
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Used only by well educated intellectuals and noted scholars of linguistics.
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| yo wz up m8 sbin a lng tme | |
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| aye. u cmin dwn tha booza 2nite? | |
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