The_Purinsammler  

I think you might have a drinking problem. Every time I come over, you've got shotglasses lying all over the place...

Shotglasses? Those aren't "shotglasses," they're my "pill-taking cups."

You have over seventy of them in just your cupboard, alone.

I...uh...take a lot of pills?

Then you have a drug problem.

Hey! Maybe I just have a lot of stock invested in Tylenol, alright?!