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A Witch in Washington Political Comic/Commentary with a liberal tinge.
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Ted Stevens' Greatest Hits
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The_Witch
8-31-06
Presenting: The Greatest Hits of Ted Stevens! Now, the Senate superstar who brought you "Tubes..."
The Internet is not a truck
That rolled in mud and then got stuck
... It's a series of TUBES!
Don't you get it, you rubes?
...has come out with a greatest-hits album featuring classics like "ANWR Blues"...
Will I let go?
The answer is:
NO!
But I will resign
Bid the Senate good bye'n
go to my room and cry!
... and "Yeah, I Placed the Hold," the theme from Scooby-Doo 3: Mystery of the Missing Legislation!
And I would have gotten away with it, too!
If it weren't for you damn kids...
Scooby Dooby Doo!
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