Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  The_squirrel  

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Well due to all the fan mail that I have received over the years, I just feel the need to quit writing these things and take up something you fuckers might really laugh about. You know something constructive like sticking my penis in a light socket. Oh well, Just to let those fans I do have know I have a new e-mail address(demonjerker@hotmail.com) and a new AIM name(ModestMusculus). Well I am off to torture myself some more with these god aweful things I create in mass amouts at spradic time periods. Yeah that sounded fancy!
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by The_squirrel
6-03-02
''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?
''I know how to make them larger!
Really, HOW?!?!?!
Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs. ''They should expand over the years.
I can hear those goddamn drum crashes now....
How did you know that?
I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?
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