|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Isn't your birthday coming up? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| Yup, January 18. Or as I like to call it: "The Day Skating with Celebrities Premiers on Fox." | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
| | |
| I know. I'm waiting for shit to pour out of my set one of these days. Big, dark brown turds in thick, brackish water... | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
| | |
| ... tumbling out of the screen while Celine Dion and Kathy Lee Gifford sing a duet about who has the best children. I wrote it all down in case it happens after I die. So people know it was my idea. | |
| | |
|
|
|
