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by ThisIsAMonkey
1-10-01
I hope there's a good reason for this.
Survivor II.
Ye gods...
The Weber Show... eight years of Friends... syndicated reruns of The Real World...
These aren't nearly rusty enough.

 

by ThisIsAMonkey
12-27-05
I hope there a good reason for this.
Skating with Celebrities.
Ye gods.
Dancing with the Stars... Celebrity Fit Club... Being Bobby Brown... The War at Home... The Tony Danza Show... Laguna Beach... The Simple Life 4... Stacked... Celebrity Poker... Ghost Whisperer...
These aren't nearly rusty enough.

 

by ThisIsAMonkey
12-27-05
Isn't your birthday coming up?
Yup, January 18. Or as I like to call it: "The Day Skating with Celebrities Premiers on Fox."
Oh, help me, Jesus.
I know. I'm waiting for shit to pour out of my set one of these days. Big, dark brown turds in thick, brackish water...
...!
... tumbling out of the screen while Celine Dion and Kathy Lee Gifford sing a duet about who has the best children. I wrote it all down in case it happens after I die. So people know it was my idea.

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