The Drunken Tourist Goes to Bermuda....

Author: Thomasisneat

Date: September 22, 2001

by Thomasisneat
9-22-01
These rum shwizzlers are fantashtic! Hey! A Bermudian!
Welcome to Bermuda, sir... May I interest in this amusing "Club Naked" Bermuda t-shirt? I find it so amusing because we are never really naked but this says you are! hahahaha!
Sho what are you shaying... because I don't get the joke yer better *urp* than me? Huh?
Not at all sir... I just find this shirt very amusing and a steal at 30 dollars!
You fucking native! Go make me some goddamn Cigars and play on your metal drum thingies! I'm sick of all this *urp *belch* Oh jeez, not feeling too good...
If you get any vomit on the shirt, you buy it, sir!